How to Annoy a Club Penguin Baby

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Don't you just hate those babies in the pet shop? But you don't want to pick them and torture them. You just want torture them in the pet shop! Well, this is the right article for you!

Steps

  1. If you have a boom box, get in front of them and break dance. They will tell you to move, but don't.
  2. If you have a shovel or a drill, annoy them with those too, with anything you can
  3. If you have the firefighter suit, pour water on their head. They will get wet and they will say the same things.
  4. Dress up as a ghost and scare them! They will get scared and freak out.
  5. Take away their teddies, bunnies, wands and elmos! They will get sad. If another baby gives them another one, take that one too and keep taking it away from them.
  6. When someone picks a baby, say "no, don't". (S)he runs away, and the person that picked the baby will not pick it anymore. If the baby said "woo liar", report him/her and make her look bad. Every time someone picks up that baby, tell them that they ran away. Just stick to that baby and don't go to another baby while it gets picked.
  7. First, go to the Pet shop to pick out your very own Brat (Baby)
  8. Take them home and act nice.
  9. Say things like "You look funny", "You are silly", "Your costume is daft". DON'T swear - you will be banned.
  10. If they won't go away after you have asked them to, spank them. This can be done by waving right next to them.
  11. If you have dumbbells say "drops on Pokie's head" next to them

Tips

  • Block what rich people say! If you see rich people saying things, block their speech bubbles as well! This will make these annoying "rich" pests go away and stop trying to adopt and spoil babies!
  • If they keep trying to say cute things like "Bounces in wittle dippy that says I wove mu mu," block their speech bubbles. Sit in front of them and say random things or yell. They will usually walk away if they are not stupid. Keep following them around and blocking what they say. If they go the plaza follow them. Follow them everywhere until they leave. If they come back to the pet shop, annoy them again. If they log off, follow them to popular servers with babies, they will have no idea how you followed them! If you can't find them, start the same thing with another baby.
  • Here's a great way to annoy babies without getting banned: Clone! Look for a baby with similar clothing as you and dress up like them. If you don't have any baby clothes, that's okay too. Go up to them and sit next to them. Copy everything they say and follow them around. If they go somewhere else and you know where they went, follow them there. If they left and you can't find them, wait at the pet shop and they will eventually come. If you wait five minutes and they don't come, they probably went to another server or logged off. Go clone and copy a new baby. (Just remember not to copy them if they say something rude, you can get reported.) And if you accidentally copy them wrong and they say, "Ha ha woo loose!" then ignore it and keep copying them anyway. If they ignore you, keep following them and they will soon get annoyed and log off.
  • If someone picks a baby, add them right away and go to there igloo, and when they arrive, annoy them and torture them or turn into a puppy or a baby and ask if they can join the family they usually they'll say yes and you can torture them!
  • If you adopt one and they cry, copy them! Say, "WAAAAAAA!!!" If your baby is doing the same, they will think you are extremely weird and get confused. (This is a great way to get them to stop crying!)
  • Say "haha u don't have a family!!!"
  • To really annoy a whole pack of babies, go to a beauty pageant, and sit in one of the couches and boo at your least favorite baby, or, you can just crash the party and attack all the babies or say to the nicely dressed bay bees "throws tomato at pretty clothing.

Warnings

  • You may hurt their feelings in real life if they really don't have a family, or if they get abused in real life. They may write to Club Penguin or call Club Penguin, and you may get banned.
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