How to Make Life Like a Horror Movie

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Do you like scary movies? If you wish your life could be like one, here is a guide how! Get ready to scare people!

Steps

  1. Make sure that by 8:30, all lights are out at your house.
  2. If you are renting a house, make sure that its big and scary. If you are going on vacation, stay at an old hotel, opera house or castle.
  3. Visit any distant relatives who live outside of civilization or have no phone lines.
  4. Walk around your house in the dark with a candle every night.
  5. Get a pet black cat.
  6. Collect a large assortment of porcelain dolls. Display them in the living room in multiple open cases.
  7. Decorate in a creepy/vintage way. Use lace tablecloths, candelabras, animal skulls, etc.
  8. If you want to be like a psycho from a movie, keep a working area in the basement where you do all your paperwork. Decorate it with cobwebs, chains, and skulls. Use candles for lighting.
  9. Make secret passageways throughout your house. Use them.
  10. If you have friends who share your interest, they can help you make life as a horror movie.
  11. Make a room in your house a library. Keep large, old books there.
  12. Make your basement as creepy as possible. Keep a large organ down there as well as cobwebs and weird torture-looking items.
  13. Keep hidden traps around your house.
  14. If you have an attic, keep a box full of old newspaper clippings of local and nearby murders/deaths.
  15. Keep a large decorated coffin in the attic. Chain it closed.
  16. Put creepy items hidden around the house so they will scare people (Ex. A fake skeleton under the bed or a fake rat in the dresser drawer).
  17. Keep old swords encased in glass over the mantle. Spend long hours telling people how it was used to murder someone.
  18. Get a creepy little idol or talisman when at an exotic store. Say you got it on a out-of-the-country-trip and spend long hours telling people how it it cursed and that it killed multiple people.
  19. Walk around the local graveyard after dark.
  20. Keep a large wine cellar in your basement. Hide a few disturbing messages on paper in some empty bottles.
  21. Tell people long elaborate stories about how many people have died in your house and how many ghosts now haunt it.

Tips

  • Watch scary movies for inspiration.

Warnings

  • Do not try to be a psycho and chase/stalk/hunt people down. First, it's stupid and second,you will only get arrested.
  • Don't go overboard.
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