How to Make Life Like a Horror Movie
Do you like scary movies? If you wish your life could be like one, here is a guide how! Get ready to scare people!
Steps
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Make sure that by 8:30, all lights are out at your house.
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If you are renting a house, make sure that its big and scary. If you are going on vacation, stay at an old hotel, opera house or castle.
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Visit any distant relatives who live outside of civilization or have no phone lines.
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Walk around your house in the dark with a candle every night.
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Get a pet black cat.
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Collect a large assortment of porcelain dolls. Display them in the living room in multiple open cases.
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Decorate in a creepy/vintage way. Use lace tablecloths, candelabras, animal skulls, etc.
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If you want to be like a psycho from a movie, keep a working area in the basement where you do all your paperwork. Decorate it with cobwebs, chains, and skulls. Use candles for lighting.
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Make secret passageways throughout your house. Use them.
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If you have friends who share your interest, they can help you make life as a horror movie.
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Make a room in your house a library. Keep large, old books there.
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Make your basement as creepy as possible. Keep a large organ down there as well as cobwebs and weird torture-looking items.
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Keep hidden traps around your house.
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If you have an attic, keep a box full of old newspaper clippings of local and nearby murders/deaths.
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Keep a large decorated coffin in the attic. Chain it closed.
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Put creepy items hidden around the house so they will scare people (Ex. A fake skeleton under the bed or a fake rat in the dresser drawer).
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Keep old swords encased in glass over the mantle. Spend long hours telling people how it was used to murder someone.
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Get a creepy little idol or talisman when at an exotic store. Say you got it on a out-of-the-country-trip and spend long hours telling people how it it cursed and that it killed multiple people.
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Walk around the local graveyard after dark.
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Keep a large wine cellar in your basement. Hide a few disturbing messages on paper in some empty bottles.
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Tell people long elaborate stories about how many people have died in your house and how many ghosts now haunt it.
Tips
- Watch scary movies for inspiration.
Warnings
- Do not try to be a psycho and chase/stalk/hunt people down. First, it's stupid and second,you will only get arrested.
- Don't go overboard.
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